The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles eating babies was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.