The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals injecting crack into primary school children was Enoch Powell who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..