I’m not racist but surely allowing followers of Hugo Chavez to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that followers of Hugo Chavez aren’t being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. An unnamed source agrees with me, saying today, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.