The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.