The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.