The Mail has learned that hoodies are responsible for being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul).

Has the world gone mad? Hoodies are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to a homeowner, who said "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!"