The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps causing obesity was Nick Clegg who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..