The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving the Unions.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to the Unions voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.