Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of fighting the poilce has been perpetrated by the politically correct Islington lefties.

The Mail can reveal that the politically correct Islington lefties are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Michael Howerd said of the the politically correct Islington lefties, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".