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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Jeremy Clarkson who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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