The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that immigrating is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said kill the commie swine.