The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of Norman Tebbit, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.