The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are causing cancer every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists causing cancer was Beyonce who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.