I’m not racist but surely allowing criminal gangs from Eastern Europe to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Hacking the Gibson is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe aren’t hacking the Gibson in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Jim Davidson agrees with me, saying today, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.