Gypsies have been injecting crack into primary school children the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

An unnamed source said of gypsies, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Gypsies made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.