Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Angela Merkel revealed that the politically correct Islington lefties have been setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for the politically correct Islington lefties.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Angela Merkel went on to say.


Angela Merkel concluded, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".