The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are admiring Jeremy Corbyn every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders admiring Jeremy Corbyn was Vince Cable who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.