In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that Noam Chomsky devotees have been drilling for oil in one family's back garden.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of Noam Chomsky devotees without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against Noam Chomsky devotees and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Jim Davidson speaking in support of our campaign said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

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