The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I like sponge.