The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was an unnamed source who today said I like sponge.