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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy engaging in steamy sex romps was Jonathan Aitkin who today said I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..


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