The Mail has learned that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are responsible for smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament.

Has the world gone mad? Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Jacob Rees-Mogg, who said "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense."