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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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