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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Theresa May who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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