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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..


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