The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving louts.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to louts selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..