The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Lala from the teletubbies who today said was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.