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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Jeremy Clarkson who today said kill the commie swine.


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