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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of assisting asylum seekers, all of them involving anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience assisting asylum seekers, but nowadays thanks to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles assisting asylum seekers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..


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