Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. So-called new age travellers have been holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Ian Dunkin-Donuts has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields: The True Face Of Evil", Ian Dunkin-Donuts says, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for so-called new age travellers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.