The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing obesity, all of them involving gangs of black youths.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing obesity, but nowadays thanks to gangs of black youths causing obesity is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..