In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that Guardian-reading do-gooders have been injecting crack into primary school children.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of Guardian-reading do-gooders without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against Guardian-reading do-gooders and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. George Osborne speaking in support of our campaign said "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".

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