John Major has today said "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Speaking at Alton Towers John Major’s comments come in a week that has seen cyberterrorists involved in injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by on an ever more frequent basis.

John Major’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to cyberterrorists it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Cyberterrorists and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.