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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that helping illegal immigrants is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..


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