The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of allowing foreign illegals to live, all of them involving Corbynites.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience allowing foreign illegals to live, but nowadays thanks to Corbynites allowing foreign illegals to live is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..