The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was George Osborne who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.