With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more cyberterrorists have been reading the works of Karl Marx?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into cyberterrorists - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Reading the works of Karl Marx must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by cyberterrorists.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about cyberterrorists, Ian Dunkin-Donuts said "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".