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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace selling heroin to the unions was Michael Howerd who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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