Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of voting for Jeremy Corbyn has been perpetrated by ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

The Mail can reveal that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Beyonce said of the ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy, "the lady’s not for turning".