I’m not racist but surely allowing followers of Hugo Chavez to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that followers of Hugo Chavez aren’t setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Nick Clegg agrees with me, saying today, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.