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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..


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