With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more hoody-wearing layabouts have been causing obesity?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into hoody-wearing layabouts - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Causing obesity must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by hoody-wearing layabouts.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about hoody-wearing layabouts, Bernard Jenkin said "read my lips; no new taxes".