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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now admiring Jeremy Corbyn. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Ian Dunkin-Donuts revealed that the Unions have been admiring Jeremy Corbyn with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for the Unions.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Ian Dunkin-Donuts went on to say.


Ian Dunkin-Donuts concluded, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".


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