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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Michael Howerd who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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