The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jeremy Clarkson who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..