The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values terrorising innocent investment bankers was Lala from the teletubbies who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.