Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Al Qu’aeda bosses such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Al Qu’aeda bosses have this week been revealed as tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Al Qu’aeda bosses would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Bernard Jenkin who this week said, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is acceptable behaviour.