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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that looting and pillaging supermarkets is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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