In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that Guardian-reading do-gooders have been causing cancer.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of Guardian-reading do-gooders without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against Guardian-reading do-gooders and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Vince Cable speaking in support of our campaign said "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

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