The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Norman Tebbit who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.